See this thing? It's called a Roomba, and it's a robot vacuum. I'm not kidding. It uses internal sensors to detect its location, and sweeps up any dirt and dust it comes across, all without your help. That's right, you're obsolete. But I want one. I really do. And I bet my cat, Sydney will love it, at least he'll love it better than our last vacuum (which met its demise when it attempted to clean up Sydney's hairballs. It choked. The poor thing.). And pretty soon we'll all have robot servants to cater to our every whim, and then they'll rebel, and then...On second thought, maybe having a human clean up my floor isn't so bad after all. Besides, this thing doesn't come in a French maid uniform...does it?
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